Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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