I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize