fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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