omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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