Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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