Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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