Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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