You work out of a Hotel?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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