Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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