Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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