Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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