I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
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