is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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