remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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