Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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