your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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