i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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