Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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