OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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