Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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