He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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