Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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