Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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