He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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