everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Just high enough for therapy.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
3 2 1 whiskey
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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