normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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