there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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