Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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