Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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