I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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