My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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