I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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