LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
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