For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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