there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
