When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
he was CRYING into my vagina
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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