Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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