let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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