i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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