it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
As shirtless as possible
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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