I wish I only lived at night.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
BRING THE BAGELS
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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