I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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