Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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