Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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