she smelled like a LAN party
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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