I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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