question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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