I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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