WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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