you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
What a dumb baby whore.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
You almost got us killed.
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