O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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