I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Your dad touched me again.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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