i don't plan on having that self control this summer
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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