Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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