I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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